March 22 2024

Let's sleeve it at that

Man! It's almost April already. Time flies when you're having fun. If you ordered a very submissive guy polishing some white dick in uniform (or you needed some of that in your life), here it is. Don't think I ever even attempted to draw uniforms before, so thanks for the request you filthy animal.

That's it. Have a good one.

December 28 2023

The whole enchilada

Sup? If anyone's interested there's a torrent available with everything I shared between 2009 and 2023 in PNG format (better quality than what's here). I'm not the one maintaining it and since I'm barely online at all, I don't know how long it'll be available. Seed it like the slutty torrent it is. More info in the extras.

Take care.

November 24 2023

Invite

These two pelons could use some ink, the background could use more green, but I have enough working on this thing. Hope it scratches the itch eitherway. Take care.

August 29 2023

Two months late

What's up? It's been a while since I uploaded anything so here's a bunch of sketches. I'm also adding a preview of good ol' Bitores from RE4. I put it online two months ago but being the lazy fuck I am, I didn't bother plastering it on the main page.

May 5 2023

Coincidence

What's up? First drawing of the year: two desperado-looking motherfuckers. Probably not what you'd expect for today's upload, but hey... it's late 19th century, it looks like a "you're not getting your money back" POV... you want me to do Captain Mexico for September 16th? Maybe not.

December 5 2022

Save a horse ride a cowboy

Sometimes I think really hard about really dumb shit, and sometimes it ends with seven pages of a white guy and a native getting it on.

Don't ask, just enjoy. Take care.

October 28 2022

Eye candy

What's up? Last time I promised some nerdy shit and I'm here to deliver. There's now a SameGame puzzle on the extra page. Why not a Strip Blackjack instead? I thought about it too late. Anyway, choose a homeboy and clear the board to take his clothes off. Click groups of the same color to remove them, each milestone unlocks a picture in the game's gallery, and scores are saved in the site's cookie. I've spent way too much time on this stupid shit, hopefuly it'll keep you busy too.

By the way: finally got tired of Google begging for urine samples and a full set of fingerprints every time I logged in, so I got myself a new mail address. It's on the about page. Messages sent to GMail should be forwarded to the new box automatically. Take care.

October 6 2022

Standard-issue

It's been a while since I drew my homies doing their stuff... I'm also working on the nerdiest shit I've ever done. Some of you may dig. IDK. It's really nerdy. Take care.

September 24 2022

Quickie

When in doubt, draw CJ's monster cock.

June 20 2022

Use it or lose it

...and I don't mean it in a gangsta-standoff-kinda-way. I haven't had the urge to draw stuff for myself lately but at least I filled two requests on /y/. It was a good time.

>Chief Mendez's big girthy cock from Resident Evil 4 fondled as he undresses from his coat.

>Requesting Durotan and Orgrim Doomhammer from the Warcraft movie both showing off their manly muscular bodies with fully erect uncut cocks.

May 22 2022

Everything old is new again

Hey, what's up? Long time no see. I've been drawing too much fucked up shit I don't feel comfortable uploading, instead you get a quickie of Pete (Goof Troop) as a kinky leather daddy. So if you're into that, jackpot! I'm throwing in a bareback version of the last Cesar and CJ drawing I did several months ago and re-uploading an old drawing from 2011. Don't know how I missed that one. That's all I got. Take care.

Oh shit. Yeah. I also noticed some of you thought I would upload something for Cinco de Mayo (got a peak in visitors around that date)... just so you know I rarely draw for special occasions. Now that's it for real. Take care.

January 21 2022

Is this bait?

Filled another /y/ request with a tied up Yamcha kneeling before Bora. It's from the popular Chinese animated cartoon Dragon Ball by Tory Hanna (the brother of William Hanna of Hanna-Barbera)... or so I've been told.

Next is Carl taking Cesar for a ride. Here's some deep lore for you: when I tried to figure out Cesar's low-res tattoos, I noticed the ink on his right forearm may not be random scribbles like I thought and could be "LSV", which is the initials of a rival gang: "Los Santos Vagos"... am I high? Was Cesar meant to be LSV? Did Cesar split from LSV to form VLA ("Varrios Los Aztecas") due to his stance on dope? Was it a last minute change and R* screwed up (misspelling aside)? More importantly does anyone care? The promo art depicts tribal-like scribbles and the model UV mapping is so messed up I can't tell.

November 15 2021

Hear that noise? It's backup time!

Anon on /y/ requested Little Creek from Dreamworks' 2002 animated movie "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron" showing his asshole and feet. Done.

One of my drives is noisy as fuck and I don't like that. I've been sorting and backing things up, and found a bunch of old drafts of Karok (the beefy motherfucker from Vindictus)... it's from 2012 and I don't recall sharing any of it, so here goes. Also stumbled upon a drawing of the Chaingunner/Heavy Weapon Dude from Doom II... I probably won't finish that one. Also if you liked the red rubber slut from last year, I'm throwing more of that. Finally, another patchwork of sketches from July this year.

Good Lord! More than half of the shit I've shared this year is rule 34 content. Not complaining, I'm having fun. But I should probably get back to the usual stuff.

November 6 2021

Ask and you shall receive, eventually, hopefully

I filled a three-month old request on /y/: "a fully clothed, cock out" pic of a man in Mariachi outfit. Might have been a bait request, and if that was the case, congrats anon: it worked. Also drew Superjail inmates Jean Baptiste LeGhei and Paul Guaye (aka "the gays") expressing their "powerful love, born of convenience and limited options"... also uploading an old draft.

July 2 2021

Hi, Billy Mays here with...

Even more GTA:SA porn! CJ rubbing one out while driving around town and then some straight smut (Cesar Vialpando + Kendl Johnson, and Carl Johnson + Denise Robinson - with and without shirt). It should be filtered by default.

But wait! There's more! I'm also adding two drafts: Chief Tannabok from The Road To El Dorado getting fucked as he's being surrounded by a pack of horny warriors furiously masturbating. Second request is Barley from Onward showing off his socks. I still haven't subjected myself to either of these movies, and you won't have to subject yourself to this porn either because there's now a "toon" tag so you can filter this stuff!

June 22 2021

It's-a me! Again.

More rule 34 requests: Deacon from Days Gone riding Boozer's member and "anything CJ" from GTA:SA... So here's Cesar lusting after Carl's junk like a bitch in heat (what Kendle doesn't know won't hurt her).

It's probably rich coming from a guy who draws porn but I can't help but feel second-hand embarrassment during random sex scenes in video games. I know it's the future of storytelling and you can't expect gamers to relate to characters until they are stuffed full of cocks... but you can't half-ass that shit.

Where are the hardcore full-frontal sexual encounters between two (or more!) protagonists, complete with close up, balls fondling, cum guzzling and everything else? My highly sophisticated adult brain shouldn't have to settle for less. We're talking mature medium tackling big boy issues right here. Get your shit together Quantic Dreams, Naughty Dogs, CD Project Red, Bioware et al. You can do better. I believe in you.

June 13 2021

Something For Everyone

Lakota anon on /y/ requested some native American smut because barely any was available... I feel you man.

>Just requesting a pinup of a hot native American man in a pose like this but with some dick slip please. Big dick just hanging out.

So there he is, soft and hard. Plus two extras because I got horny. Nice change of pace since I've never drawn native guys before... or guys with hair really. To wrap it up, I'm also throwing random sketches from the past six months: big dicks, tiny dicks, in the ass, in the mouth, in the hand - there's something for everyone!

April 6 2021

Armless fun

More stuff from the /y/ drawthread: a guy with two arm casts getting a handjob from his buddy (it's dumb and cute) and some classic stuff... and it's not fucked up shit either! Man, you gotta celebrate the small victories when you can.

March 8 2021

More Rule34 toons!

Just uploaded more toons from the drawthread: Grizzly Shawn (or "Shaun", not sure which spelling is right) from The Simpsons jerking off, and a ripped hula substitute teacher from Lilo & Stitch losing his skirt. It's... different. Next update will be the usual stuff.

Galleries are now displayed by page rather than dumping everything at once (I'm trying to reduce the number of server calls); If you liked the old style better, it can be restored in the settings (that page contains a few more things, including an option to reverse the gallery order so newest drawings are displayed first).

March 3 2021

Lonely? Why don'tchagrabah whore?

Last time I contributed to a drawthread on my favorite Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum, I drew Karok (from Vindictus). This time, I fulfilled two requests:

>Jafar dressed in skimpy Arabian slave clothing being led through the streets of Agrebah on a leash by newly appointed Sultan Aladdin while onlookers heckle/tease Jafar.

>Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons, naked, with all his muscles and cock in glory.

It might not be your shit but it's better than writing "still breathing" on today's newspaper and holding it for the camera... I picked those requests too, nobody held me at gun point. Anyway, I'm also throwing in an extra sketch.

Update: colored the sketch.

January 10 2021

Spank bank

I doodled a bit in the past few months but it's nothing worth sharing so instead I made a tiny comic strip. As you know, in every joke there's a part of joke... and I was only half joking.

August 26 2020

Nothing's wrong with me

I don't usually spend time drawing "clean" kinky scenes but here's a big tattoed cholo in rubber suit, gagged and whored out to three guys; I need to lay off the good stuff. Can't keep doing crazy shit like that. I'm also throwing in a silly comic strip for the heck of it.

August 17 2020

Just one more thing

Just noticed a drawing from early 2015 I didn't reupload. This has to be the last thing I put on Tumblr. Also throwing some random sketches in.

In other news you can now subscribe to this page's RSS feed if you have a reader installed (like EasyRSS for FireFox) or if your browser still supports that stuff (it tends to disappear due to the web's consolidation). It works like notifications on Tumblr or YouTube except you don't need an account and you can stuff your feed with whatever website supports RSS (anything Blogger or WordPress, most news sites and web comics...) It means that you get a notification when new stuff is uploaded so you don't have to visit the page every few days. If you have an add-on installed search for "find feeds in page" (or click the RSS icon in the address bar).

August 11 2020

Long time no see

I go by the name of Santiago "Santo" Moraga but some used to credit me as "Desert in a Can" (eh, close enough). Like most people who draw porn, I started because I couldn't find "the thing" that would get my rocks off. I shared doodles in early 2009, believing some might enjoy cartoon cholos sucking each other's cock. Wasn't too wrong about that.

Six years ago I nuked my dumping grounds on Blogger and Tumblr on a whim and took an extended Internet/drawing break. Meanwhile, people would still spread my shit like the clap on forums, blogs, chat servers and image boards, some of which is still available on Rule34 and E-Hentai.

Since my "work" was scattered and often in poor shape (devoured by compression artifacts or reduced to the size of a postage stamp), I decided to re-upload everything (even the embarrassing shit I'd rather not remember, I know some enjoyed it). I could upload the whole collection in lossless PNG but I don't think anyone needs 150MB of glorified restroom scribbles. There'll be new stuff every now and then but probably not as often or regularly as before.

One last thing: I know not everyone's into weird shit like tentacle rape, demons and bondage, so I came up with a filtering system. Take these two pictures: the first one is a Gremlin vato and it's SFW, unlike the second where two tied up cholos are blindfolded and sucking some fat vaquero cock. It is tagged "bandana, blindfold, blowjob, brown, chubby, clothed, color, forced, group, kinky, public, tattoos". Since "forced" and "kinky" are filtered by default the picture cannot be seen and the preview says "filtered" instead. Go to the settings page to change global filters (they also apply to the gallery).

With that out of the way, enjoy and take care.