How do I get in touch?

Do: drop a line to the address below. Don't: PM me on Rule34 (S4NT0) because I basically never log in, don't message me on Neocities because it's public, and don't waste your time looking for me on social media because I avoid that shit like the plague.

It should go without saying but if you underage do not (I repeat: DO NOT) contact random people on the Internet to request smut, it's bad news for everyone involved. Seriously. Don't.

Do you take commissions?

I have a zero-commitment policy. I'm not an artist and this isn't my job. I don't take commissions but I'm open to suggestions. If you'd like me to draw something, throw your idea my way and if I like it, I'll do it. A good chunk of what's on Rule34 was suggested one way or another (Vindictus, Gears of War, GTA...) There's no guarantee you'll get what you want but you might get lucky.

Can I edit/recolor/repost/archive your stuff?

How could I stop you? Caps lock you to death? If you think you have the audience for this kind of shit, go ahead, be my guest.

Do you take donations?

No thanks, maybe someday. If money is burning a hole in your pocket, consider donating to Neocities: that's how they can run their stuff without ads.

What's that warning about cookies?

Some have a mad grudge against cookies and JavaScript due to privacy and security concerns: 99% of the time they are used to spy on your browsing habits like an abusive girlfriend and to collect an illegal amount of shit about you. Here, cookies are used to remember if you acknowledged the bouncer and save gallery filters. JavaScript is used to create and filter gallery pages, display images, and put random quotes in the header... harmless stuff. I'm not a whore and I'm not interested in mining your Internet habits for half a cent per page hit.

Why not go back to Tumblr or "X"?

As a platform Tumblr is convenient, easy to use and very customizable. If you want to spread your stuff far and wide, it's a good place to be... I used to have a blog there to escape Google's puritan mood swings and we all know how that ended (adult content ban); I didn't like the company's bullshit PR moves, the frustrating restrictions on images size, and the "community" was loud and obnoxious (fairly certain it's the main reason why I nuked my accounts and took a break). So far the alternatives to Tumblr are clumsier and seem to attract the same kind of crowd. TL;DR: I despise social media and I'm good with a static HTML page.

When do you update this website?

No clue. If you want to be notified of updates you can subscribe to this page's RSS feed (it's not half as complicated as it sounds). If your browser doesn't support RSS feeds, you may have to install an RSS reader extension (when your browser is running, the extension silently downloads a small file from the server at regular intervals and if the file changes, it will tell you that you should check the website again). Some extensions add a small icon in the address bar, some don't. Check your extension's doc.